Like us on FB
(1) Albert Einstein's wife often suggested him that he should dress
more professionally when he goes to work.
But he would argue "Why should I? Everyone knows me there."
When the time came for Einstein to attend his first major conference,
she begged him to dress up well.
But he argued "Why should I? No one knows me there!".
(2) Albert Einstein was often asked to explain the general theory
of relativity.
He used to say "Put your hand on a hot stove for a minute,
and it seems like an hour. Sit with a beautiful girl for an hour,
and it seems like a minute. That's relativity!"
(3) When Albert Einstein was working in Princeton university,
one day while he was going back home, he forgot his home address.
The driver of the cab did not recognize him. Einstein asked the driver
if he knows Einstein's home. The driver said "Who does not know
Einstein's address? Everyone in Princeton knows.
Do you want to meet him?.
Einstein replied "I am Einstein. I forgot my home address, can you
take me there? " The driver took him to his home and did not even
collect his fare from Einstein.
(4) Einstein was once traveling from Princeton on a train.
The conductor came down the aisle. He punching the tickets of every passenger. When he came to Einstein, Einstein put his hand in his
vest pocket. He couldn't find his ticket, so he reached in his trouser
pockets. It wasn't there, so he looked in his briefcase but couldn't
find it. Then he looked in the seat beside him. He still couldn't find it.
The conductor said, 'Dr. Einstein, I know who you are. We all know
who you are. I'm sure you bought a ticket. Don't worry about it.'
Einstein nodded appreciatively. The conductor continued down the
aisle punching tickets. As he was ready to move to the next car,
he turned around and saw the great physicist down on his hands
and knees looking under his seat for his ticket.
The conductor rushed back and said, 'Dr. Einstein, Dr. Einstein,
don't worry, I know who you are. No problem. You don't need a ticket.
I'm sure you bought one.' Einstein looked at him and said, 'Young man,
I too know who I am. What I don't know is where I'm going.
So I need to see my ticket'
(5) Once Einstein met Charlie Chaplin.
They had a great meeting.
Einstein said, "What I admire most about your art is
its universality.
You do not say a word, and yet.. the world understands you."
Charlie Chaplin said “It's true, But your fame is even greater.
The world admires you, when nobody understands a word of
what you speak.
(1) Albert Einstein's wife often suggested him that he should dress more professionally when he goes to work.
But he would argue "Why should I? Everyone knows me there."
When the time came for Einstein to attend his first major conference,
she begged him to dress up well.
But he argued "Why should I? No one knows me there!".
(2) Albert Einstein was often asked to explain the general theory
of relativity.
He used to say "Put your hand on a hot stove for a minute,
and it seems like an hour. Sit with a beautiful girl for an hour,
and it seems like a minute. That's relativity!"
(3) When Albert Einstein was working in Princeton university,
one day while he was going back home, he forgot his home address.
The driver of the cab did not recognize him. Einstein asked the driver
if he knows Einstein's home. The driver said "Who does not know
Einstein's address? Everyone in Princeton knows.
Do you want to meet him?.
Einstein replied "I am Einstein. I forgot my home address, can you
take me there? " The driver took him to his home and did not even
collect his fare from Einstein.
(4) Einstein was once traveling from Princeton on a train.
The conductor came down the aisle. He punching the tickets of every passenger. When he came to Einstein, Einstein put his hand in his
vest pocket. He couldn't find his ticket, so he reached in his trouser
pockets. It wasn't there, so he looked in his briefcase but couldn't
find it. Then he looked in the seat beside him. He still couldn't find it.
The conductor said, 'Dr. Einstein, I know who you are. We all know
who you are. I'm sure you bought a ticket. Don't worry about it.'
Einstein nodded appreciatively. The conductor continued down the
aisle punching tickets. As he was ready to move to the next car,
he turned around and saw the great physicist down on his hands
and knees looking under his seat for his ticket.
The conductor rushed back and said, 'Dr. Einstein, Dr. Einstein,
don't worry, I know who you are. No problem. You don't need a ticket.
I'm sure you bought one.' Einstein looked at him and said, 'Young man,
I too know who I am. What I don't know is where I'm going.
So I need to see my ticket'
(5) Once Einstein met Charlie Chaplin.
They had a great meeting.
Einstein said, "What I admire most about your art is
its universality.
You do not say a word, and yet.. the world understands you."
Charlie Chaplin said “It's true, But your fame is even greater.
The world admires you, when nobody understands a word of
what you speak.
Comments
Post a Comment